» via  ubernutella   (originally  kenzihale)
1 month ago on 25 March 2013 @ 10:52pm 334 notes

viibaabyy:

im cryign the lighting in my dads condo is rly weird and i jus tried one of the lights in a diff bathroom and it makes the toilet look rly dramatic help im lalughign

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» via  viibaabyy   (originally  mitzimay-deactivated20130509)
1 month ago on 25 March 2013 @ 1:59am 91,033 notes
Anonymous
top 5 sex positions

honestly idk how to answer this without sounding like an insatiable cunt..

1 month ago on 25 March 2013 @ 1:58am
Anonymous
top five places to fuck

oh wow okay

  • next to the sea (not on sand though jfc) 
  • in a club whilst piss drunk/high 
  • bed/counter/couch/any type of furniture at home
  • subwoofer with really good dupstep playing omg 
  • on an empty bus 

these are also in no particular order

1 month ago on 25 March 2013 @ 1:47am 1 note

kanyewesticle:

all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough

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1 month ago on 25 March 2013 @ 1:42am 92,761 notes
ubernutella
top five ladies whose necks you want to lick

oh man okay let’s see

  • anna silk 
  • rachel skarsten
  • kat prescott 
  • kaley cuoco 
  • tulisa 

the list goes and on man. also this was kept only actresses and it was off the top of my head just so you know 

1 month ago on 25 March 2013 @ 1:41am
ubernutella
top 5 songs with don't in the title
1 month ago on 25 March 2013 @ 1:30am 1 note